Prospective buyer wanted.
Hymen is in mint condition. And eager. And possibly one of the three still out there.
Buyer must be of sound mind and possess rugged good looks. No beer guts, please. He must also be of average proportions, if you catch my drift, and prodigious skill. A gentle nature and sprightly disposition are an advantage (for to whisper comforting things during the deflowering).
Proof of authenticity provided. For more details contact the number at the bottom of the screen.
Opening bid is at five thousand shillings. Do I hear six?